Get Your Facts Right (Nov 2013)

"....okay folks, I'd like to ask for a moment of your time. Those of you who know me know me to be conservative on almost everything. There are a couple things I am liberal over, but by and large I am more aligned with the conservative way of thinking. With that said, I am not a big fan of the President and where we stand as a country right now. I know that the President did not cause all of this. I am also no fan of congress. By the numbers, pretty much nobody is a fan of congress and their 9% approval rating. I ask only this.... If you are going to bash the President or anyone else, can you please do it with facts? You are entitled to your opinion and I would not have it any other way. But what you cannot do is make shit up. It serves no purpose and makes you look like an idiot, especially since you are doing it on a computer and everyone has Google to check the bullshit you say. In closing I'd like to add that the next time I hear "the president has issued 923 executive orders" , I am probably going to spit in that persons mouth.... just because. Thanks for reading, and have an enchanting afternoon."

Lottery Winner!

"...according to an email I just got, I won the Asian International Lottery! I think they mean it this time... I can kind of feel it." -Brice Dudley

Directions

"Not amused. Short cut to Idaho Falls airport took me 30 miles out of way. Stopped and asked a guy "how do you get to the Idaho Falls airport?" My head exploded a little when he replied, "from here?" I just drove away." -Brice Dudley

Government School Excitement

"...watched my youngest drag his poor teen age butt out of the rack to shower and make it to his second day of his junior year. No where near the enthusiasm he had at his second day of kindergarten."  Brice Dudley

More Thoughts...

...shaved the stash off. Was going to shave my head too but realized I'd look like Private Pyle in "Full Metal Jacket". Ain't nobody got time for that.

...choking down a second cup of mud, burning a little breakfast and then on to trying to be a carpenter again for one of the wife's "home improvement projects". If the house is still standing when she gets home in 5 hours, it's a success.