Wednesday, January 1, 2014

January Hate Things????

I don't know if I am up for doing this all month but I just ran across something that I can't stand.  There are a few local pages on a social networking site where people can offer their goods or maybe even ask questions, okay?  So if you're selling jeans or you need to find out who is a good mechanic, you can do that here.

This lady asks, and I quote, "Does anybody know a good OB Doctor in the valley?"




 Did you read the question?  Does it sound like a lady is asking for an OB Doctor?  Specialist, lady parts... baby delivering doctor if I'm not mistaken.... (I'm no doctor, so I don't know.)  There were 3 answers and not a single fucking one of them was an OB Doctor.

Am I the only guy pissed off with this?  That is like asking the question, "whats up" and getting the answer, "fine". It's like, 'are you answering the guy in your head?".

Multiple choice question coming up....

"Does anyone know a good OB Doctor in the Valley?".
 A.  This Dr, and that Dr. are nice people.
 B.  Dr. Abbott is great with children....  (guess you have to get them here first...NUMB NUTS!)
 C.  There is a dentist up on the corner.

You have to choose one of them.  Those were the answers provided.  Can I do you a favor and straighten this out before you blow and o-ring?
A.  (Means the person is stupid.....)
B  Either has no vagina or is fucking stupid
C.  Just go to the dentist and freak the whole office out with your issue.

How in the hell do we have a complete communication break down like this?  The question is simple, people.  I can hear us dumbing our asses into extinction.  We will not last long with this shit in the gene pool. And you know the best thing about this whole situation?  Since this was on a popular social networking site, people who answered the question had their names and photo's up so you can see where this shit is coming from.

I shit you not!  I am sure that the adults that answered those questions are so stupid that they have to be reminded to take their pants off before they poop!  One of these people had an alternative spelling for a relatively common name.  If you've read any of my stuff, you know I am not okay with that.  Now that I think of it, maybe it isn't an alternative name.... maybe this is white folks making shit up again!  "Keeirah" was the name.... anybody ever seen that before?  You're more likely to see a meth head hump a razor blade before you'll ever see that shit before.... and don't you God Damned try to tell me its a family name!!!!  Hazel and Frieda are family names, god damn it.

It's 2014 people... please get smarter... just a little??????

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