"Chick-Phil-a" day....

Has anyone else seen this thing going around on social media?  When you initially see the ad, you are left with the impression that it is indeed an official "Chick-fil-a" event.  When you go to the page and do some poking around, it doesn't take long to find out that is a group of nuts that think going to eat at Chick-fil-a is somehow going to protect or save all of Christianity.  (Thank God these sons-a-bitches are on watch!)

That is like saying that I am going to go eat at Wendy's to save Teton Barbershop's right to cut hair....
It just doesn't make sense, nor does it make sense to feel as if anyone's rights were infringed upon.

At the very heart of this madness is Christianity.  The poor man's right to "religious freedom" and "free speech" is supposedly under a "massive corporate attack" a good sized group of "Christians" are saying.  (Let me offer a bit of a disclaimer here.  I think there are 2 types of Christians.  There are those that try to live as much of a Godlike existence, don't do much to make waves, etc.  Then there is the group who loves to commit sin upon sin, judge everyone and tell them they are going to hell... those guys.  The first group is full of great people where as the other group is full of people who are full of shit.)  Anyhow.....  Phil Robertson and everything he stands for is under this massive corporate attack, and A&E plus Cracker Barrel are these corporate attackers. This group of saviors decides that in order to thwart this massive attack, it is best done by going to Chick-fil-a and eating a chicken sandwich.  Seems logical right?  God, the almighty, creator of everything needs this group of simpletons to save Christianity from A&E and Cracker Barrel?  If God exists, he would not need these clowns to save anything except an order of waffle fries. 

See folks... if God does really exists, he knows no rights were infringed upon.  I know this because someone would have got their ass smote...according to the bible.  It is THIS group of 'Christians' that are trying to save everyone and in the mean time are fucking everything up.  These people are paranoid and honestly feel as if their religious beliefs can just be taken away.  How?  How can your religious beliefs be taken away?  If you think A&E and Cracker Barrel are trying to take your rights away, you're a lunatic!  You're stark raving mad and you need some help.  Nobody and I repeat NOBODY can take my religious beliefs from me.  Can't happen... its in my heart and in my head, all for me to call upon it whenever I wish.  It's stronger than any adversary.  Why can't THESE Christians have the same thing?  Not secure enough? 

Look, God is okay..  Miss Kay and Phil are going to be all right.  A&E and Cracker Barrel are going to be just fine.  There are real issues going on in this country.  Why don't you find one and focus on that?  Wait, don't.... Forget I ever said that.  Why don't you run and save "Snooki" and the rest of the Jersey Shore idiots.  Do that instead.  Those folks need saving.