Day 6 Warm Toilet Seats

December Hate Thing, day 6....I hate warm public toilet seats. You rush into the bathroom, do a quick visual inspection for "wet", drop your trousers, sit down and its warm!!!! Ugh, someone's big ass was there just a moment before you downloading brown. Then it hits you. There was a guy leaving as you walked in. He looked like Sloth (from the Goonies) and Shrek had a love child. The guy looked pale and worked up a good sweat. (Possible moist reference there would be tolerable) Now you know you are going to catch something! Warm public toilets seats are the worst of the worst..... Beware the warm toilet seat!