Day 11 Counting Dirty Money

I'm a little late on the December Hate thing, so here we go... day 11. I hate when you are making a purchase at any given store, paying cash, and the clerk cannot count your change back to you correctly and then just drops your change in your hand. Normally the coins go all over the place.... Not to sound like a male chauvinist pig, but this is normally done by a teen age girl. When this happens I often wonder if she realizes that the money she just dropped all over the place is about 100 times dirtier than my damned hands. Place the damned money in people hands and learn to count change back properly. It'll make you look slightly smarter, if that's any concern.